The Kingdom of Womble 7558 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.058 billion Womble 7558ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 7558ian economy, worth 367 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,640 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,154 per year while the poor average 2,861, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7558's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7558 is ranked 234,983^rd in the world and 8,793^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.